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Like an angry George R. R. Martin

I have to get to the root of why you take all my favorite characters and kill them faster than an angry George R. R. Martin!” Said Christopher Smith on his Writing Process blog post.

I know why my characters lead mostly brief and sometimes inglorious lives. What I wanted to know was why Mr Martin is also a maniac parent. Like the gods of old who ate their children. As it happens, our penchant for literary murder stems from an event in our childhood.

No, it’s okay. No creepy uncles, who weren’t really uncles, are involved. For Mr Martin, it was Wonder Man. Apparently (and it must be true because I read it on the internet), the death of Wonder Man in his first “Avengers” appearance in 1964  was extremely moving for the young George.

In my case, my formative reading years were filled with The Famous Five, and The Hardy Boys. There wasn’t much killing in either of them, and if a body did turn up, it was a plot point and not a “I’m breathing and talking… oh and now I’m dead.” shocking event.

Then I read William Golding’s ‘The Lord of the Flies’. My innocence was blown out with Piggy getting his head smashed in and his brains floating away on the luminescence in the surf. But that wasn’t really it. Ralph didn’t really show any grief at the death of his friend (the symbol of stability, consciousness, and learning) he just basically went “Bloody hell, they’re going to kill me! RUUUUNNNN!” And then the army arrives. Hooray.

No conclusion, nothing. The. Army. Arrives.

For a while, I kept going over the events as if thinking about them would have saved Piggy. I came to the realisation that Golding killed Piggy because otherwise he would have had to have killed Ralph as well. Piggy, as the name would imply, was the fat kid who wasn’t good at athletic type endeavours and, from the point where Piggy goes splat, Ralph gets right into his cardio. Running, climbing, swimming. He does them all, free of the weight of his Piggy friend.

At that point I didn’t feel so bad about Piggy any more. He stopped being a ‘person’, and instead became a plot vehicle. My feelings for him, gone.

Then I started reading James Herbert and Stephen King. James Herbert’s characters seemed to die because it was their time, and that was fine. I’d be reading, and as the scene unfolds I could tell that this person or that was going to expire by the end of the chapter. Stephen King was slightly different in that his main characters didn’t usually die unexpectedly. The main character stayed alive for the whole of the story, and then he kills them at the end – especially in his short stories. I don’t think Stephen King writes ‘The End’ at the conclusion of his stories. He should put ‘And then they all died’ just to be sure that he didn’t miss anyone out.

Now the wheel turns and we come back to George R. R. Martin. Until I started watching ‘Game of Thrones’ I’d never heard of him. Yes, that’s tantamount to blasphemy (but I haven’t heard of a lot of authors). And I didn’t realise that what I was watching was actually a huge book series. What I was seeing influenced my writing hugely though.

It was counter to everything I’d seen or read before: the good guy, the just guy, the person of virtue would be struck down, while the scum and vermin continued to squirm their way to the top. It was just like real life! And it was compelling.

Bad things happen to good people (it would seem more often than bad things happening to bad people), and people die. Unexpectedly. Plans are thwarted by action and inaction, plots and stabbed and back stabbed with alarming regularity. There were no main characters. These were lives. Lives that were being lived out, right there in front of me (and now in the books which I’m currently reading).

That was what I wanted to put in my writing. I wanted my characters to be alive. But to be alive they also had to be shadowed by the spectre of death. And that IS a problem for me. Those characters that you like, that get killed? I like them too. I’m writing them and we’re having a good time and then I get to the point where someone has to die. It’s at that point that the character in question looks down and realises they’re wearing the red Starfleet uniform from the original Star Trek series…… and they know.

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Hannibal House – Free for February

To celebrate the end of KDP exclusivity, ‘Hannibal House’, my short horror story (I say short, but it’s ‘War and Peace’ compared to some titles available on Smashwords) is free with a coupon throughout February.  It even has a different cover to the original Amazon version:

Hannibal House - Smashwords Version

Anyhoo – between now and the end of February 2013 you can get Hannibal House for free on Smashwords at http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/283929 using coupon code ‘GU95J’.

Troy is an American, lost. Lost in many ways and so, after the death of his father, embarks on a voyage of discovery to the land of his ancestors: Wales.

His travels around the country finally lead him to a small village on the West Wales coast. Here he sees a house that enamours him and he endeavours to purchase it.

Although Troy is keen to settle down in the village, the locals are not keen on the idea and try to warn him off. But he has made his choice. Or did the house choose him?

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Lament for the Living Final Cover

It is with great pleasure that I release today two exciting pieces of news.  The first is that a benefactor, who wishes to remain anonymous, has been solely responsible for securing a block of ISBNs for the upcoming ‘Lament for the Living’ and future titles.  I cannot thank that person enough and will ensure that a similar kindness is contributed in the same vein.

The ISBN for ‘Lament for the Living’ is 978-0-9575452-0-5.

To coincide with this amazing turn of events I wanted to create new cover art that was more eye-catching and announce them both at the same time.  So here it is:

Lament for the Living by David Nicol
Lament for the Living ISBN 978-0-9575452-0-5

Lament for the Living will be released in May 2013.  I’m still looking for review readers who will receive advance copies in February.  If you would like to participate, please get in touch.

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Indie Authors – Beware the Rip-Offs

Most indie authors are aware of the pitfalls of self publishing, especially those that offer “packages” to authors in return for exorbitant fees with little return.  There are many companies that are to be avoided, and shall remain nameless for two reasons: 1 – I live in the UK and mentioning names could be considered libellous, and 2 – it reduces their overall exposure if you just don’t mention them.

There are also more insidious and I’d say deceitful practices out there that indie authors and self publishers should be aware of.

Firstly you should realise that if you are an indie author, or self publisher then you are a business, and as such your decision making should be business led.  If you need help with a certain aspect of your work; cover design, proofreading/editing, marketing then you should be contracting that work out to a professional.  What you shouldn’t be doing is operating on vanity.  Many of the shysters out there operate on your vanity, your ego.  Business and ego are bad bed fellows.

I wrote this post after clicking on a link in my twitter feed about “being discovered in 2013”.  I clicked the link because I’d like to be discovered in 2013.  Maybe this was my way in…. I found myself on a professional looking website that extolled the virtues of their work in being a bastion for the indie reader.  Enter now, the blurb said to get your work in to the pool to be a “discovery of 2013”.  Each entry would be read by one of their panel of judges and by the look of it be given a 4 or 5 star review…. (hmmmm).  Okay, thought I.  Let’s see what they’re after.

It was all very straightforward, enter the title of your book, genre (but if you wanted to add extra genres it was an extra $50 (double hmmmm)).  Then just scroll down a bit and it asks about payment details.  Just so we’re clear, I hadn’t filled any of the form in, I was still in the looking phase.  When I saw ‘payment details’ I was intrigued.  Payment?  To enter a competition to be discovered?  Then I saw it.  Each entry was $150.  Sooo the site wanted to be paid $150 for each discovery it made… triple hmmmm.

Strip away the “awards” on this one and you’re paying at least $150 for someone to review your book.  No siree Bob!  To me, the moment you pay for an award you devalue your product and your integrity.  How can anyone take your work seriously if you’ve paid for a 5 star review of it?

What appeared to be a legitimate discovery opportunity became potentially sullying experience.  If only I could charge that site for the time I spent working out the catch.

Another sharp practise to look out for are online directories.  There are sites out there that position themselves as independent author, or writer, networks.  Their blurb is that their goal to help indie authors and self publishers to gain visibility.  Then they want you pay a fee to be added to THEIR database.  Not a central entity, their website database.  Who are the majority visitors to those sites?  Other indie authors.  Readers, or your target audience, visit the store of their e-reader (where you’ll be listed as an author, along with your bibliography), not those sites.  So save your money and put it in to your writing, or use it to fund some marketing – it’ll be money much wiser spent.

Use online communities such as GoodReads to grow your exposure and interact with real readers.  And I can’t stress this one more:  Use Social Media properly.  facebook, twitter, whatever are for communicating, not a one way pipe for your marketing.  Build up a proper network of readers and other authors who complement your brand.  Stay away from the slush pile.  It smells.

What are your thoughts on the subject?  Tell me your experiences, good or bad of online author services.

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New Year Resolutions 2013

David NicolI know, let’s get Christmas out of the way first, but then the next thing for most people is making their new year resolutions that they may, or may not, keep.

First, I’m going to stick to my indie author manifesto:

I will :-

  1. Produce professional quality work
  2. Fully develop characters and plot
  3. Not compromise my vision to please a specific market

Seondly, I’ve been doing my sums to work out how much I could potentially write over the course of 2013. I decided that out of the 365 days available I can realistically write on 350. So how much can I write in 350 days? Can I write another book in that time?

Well, I worked out that an acceptable length for the type of novel I write is in the region of 80,000 words. If I divide that by the days available then we’re looking at 229 words per day. TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY NINE WORDS?! That’s nothing. I can do that in one breath (maybe… actually my wpm show fatal hypoxia in my near future if I try that). Anyway I can comfortably manage 1500 – 2000 words in one sitting of a couple of hours of pure writing.

So my new year resolutions are: Follow my indie author manifesto and write an average of 685 words per day.

With that new year’s resolution I’ll be looking at three complete drafts in a year. In total for 2013 I’ll be looking at releasing two finished books and one collection of short stories.

Will I stick to these new year resolutions? There’s only one way to find out. See you in 2013!

What are your New Year Resolutions, and did you stick to last years?

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Why Do Indie Authors Abuse Twitter?

David NicolIn this post I urge Indie Authors to reclaim Twitter as a social media tool, as a platform to INTERACT with readers and other authors rather than use it as a one way sewer pipe full of “BUY MY BOOK” excrement.

I’m seeing more and more blog posts with headings along the lines of “The Indie Author’s Guide to Twitter”.  Although I think it’s great that people are sharing knowledge and information, the title should really be “How to Abuse Social Media” because that’s what most of these posts amount to.

The idea behind Twitter is to express yourself in 140 characters.  Yes, there are twitter accounts that are set up for no other reason than to spam out links.  They are bad.  But when an indie author does it it suddenly makes it okay?  No it doesn’t.  It just makes that indie author a spammer too.

SOCIAL media

Social Media: the clue is in the name.  Maybe I’m old fashioned, but to be social requires discourse.  I’m not seeing that with many indie authors.  The vast majority of their tweets are dedicated to promoting their wares.  If legitimate people follow you then they’ll do so because they are interested in you and your work to begin with.  You don’t have to spend every waking (and non-waking automated) minute blitzing their feed with how great you and your work is.

If someone wants to see adverts then they can turn off their adblocker or turn on their TV, radio, or read a newspaper or magazine.  What most of these “guides” encourage indie authors to do is to spam their followers with information that they already know.  Oh, you have a book available on Amazon?  I guess I missed that fact the first 500 times you posted it….

Until recently my Twitter feed was swamped by the same six or seven accounts.  They had nothing to say, but they were tweeting it out loud and clear.  So much so that I was missing tweets from people who actually had something to say.  My feed was full of Retweets, Retweets of Retweets, crowing about 5* reviews and quotes…. oh the endless quotes!  I’ve begun to remove those accounts and I now see a whole range of diverse tweets from many interesting people.

Here are the main culprits for the decline in Twitter interaction:

Follow as many people as possible

I’ve seen the advice that you should follow as many people as possible because that’s the ONLY way to gain followers!  Ahhhh no.  That’s the quickest way to end up in the circle-jerk of #TeamFollowback.  Like attracts like, it’s the nature of the universe.  You will gain followers if you have something interesting to say, are helpful and genuine.  Sure, it can be a slow process, but Rome wasn’t built in a day either.  It makes more sense to me to grow from a small number of followers who are interested in what I have to say than thousands who will never read my tweets.  Crazy eh?

Unfollow those pesky non-followers…

I see the tip ‘unfollow anyone who doesn’t follow you back’ often, because apparently a 1:1 ratio of following to followers is a good thing.  No, it’s not.  That shows that you really don’t care about the content of the people you follow as long as they follow you back.  When I see an account that follows 30k+ accounts that says to me that that account has no interest in my tweets.  They just want my follow.  Really, are they going to be reading ANY of the thousands of tweets that hit their feeds every second.  No, no they’re not.

Automate Those Tweets

Why waste your time on tweeting out when you can simply automate it?  You’re out shopping.  Oh no, how will people know that you have a book out, or a promotion on?!  Don’t worry your pretty little head!  ACME generic tweet app will save the day.  What about when you sleep?  No problem!  Auto-tweet the hell out of that too because people in different timezones might have missed your spamming very important self promotion marketing tweets.  Champion!  That way there can be no escape from swamping your followers’ feeds.

Retweet EVERYTHING!

Another popular ‘top tip’ is to retweet the love.  See #RT #authorRT or any number of a dozen hashtags and you must mindlessly hit that Retweet button, regardless of whether you know, like, or have even read the contents.  It’s the law!  Sounds great doesn’t it?  Well no.  Not really.  You’re supposed to be building a brand.  Your brand should be built on trust and integrity.  Your readers should be able to trust that what you write is good, and what you promote is as good as, or better than your own work.  They should have faith that you have the integrity to be actually supporting what you’re sharing rather than clicking (or automating) the Retweet button without a second thought.  If you genuinely think some information is useful, or your followers might enjoy it then Retweet away.

Have a Professional Presence

It’s right that Indie Authors should project a professional image, but by abusing the twitter platform with endless self promotion they’re doing themselves no favours.  Being indie – Independent – is about being in control of your own destiny, and to me, having the integrity that ‘Big Business’ doesn’t.  On twitter I follow those have something to say, not just continuous veiled “Buy my book” tweets.  And those that follow me, I’d like to think that they are interested in what I have to say.  You know, being social and all that.

Don’t try and emulate the ‘Big 6’ accounts.  Your readership is at a grass roots level, they want to interact with you, so don’t let them down by industrialising your social media platforms.

I now check out every account that follows me, and if they (a) are a real person (b) post real tweets and (c) don’t have feed full of RTs and automated crap then I’ll follow back.  Nine times out of ten, if I don’t follow back then after a couple of days they unfollow and I feel vindicated in my decision not to follow that account.  After a little while, some of those accounts will pop up as followers again.  Annoying.

That’s enough from me.  So don’t forget: BUY MY BOOK!

Available now:

The Deluge of Elias by David NicolLong after a cataclysm that destroyed humanity had been forgotten, the descendants of the original survivors live in a protected Dome governed by a set of rules known as ‘The Orders’.

The rigid enforcement of The Orders now threatens the people they were designed to protect. Elias has a solution, except it puts him on a course of action that is at odds with the rules that he has been charged to rigorously uphold. On top of every thing else, the solution came to him in the form of a dream; in a time and place where no one dreams.

Can he save the last vestiges of humanity, or even himself?

The Deluge of Elias from Amazon US

The Deluge of Elias from Amazon UK

Hannibal House by David Nicol‘Sometimes you don’t choose the house, the house chooses you’.

The supernatural story of a house that attracts lost souls. Set in South West Wales, Hannibal House tells the story of Troy who leaves Seattle in search of his roots.

Unsure of what he’s really looking for, Troy comes across Hannibal House. Immediately infatuated with the building he sets out to possess it, or is the house aiming to possess him…

Hannibal House from Amazon US

Hannibal House from Amazon UK

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I Rarely Buy What I’m Sold

David NicolIn this article I discuss the “marketing” tactics that some indie and self-published authors embark on and why they may be doing more harm than good.

I don’t like being sold to.  When I go in to a shop, I’m there because I know what I want.  If they don’t have it, I’ll find it somewhere else.  What won’t happen is this: a ‘sales assistant’ will saunter up and ask me if they can help, they then listen to what I’m after, ignore the specificity of my request and instead offer me what they have in stock, regardless of comparability.  Here’s the thing: I’m very specific.  I do my research before setting foot in a shop so I’ve already disregarded any alternatives.

Sometimes the sales assistant will offer to order in the item.  That type of sales person is getting rarer and rarer each day, and unless they can sell me the product cheaper than I can order it online myself it’s going to be a No Sale.  I’ve worked in sales myself, or retail as it was called many moons ago.  I didn’t enjoy it, but it was a job and my sales/commission were good because I employed a mysterious and occult talent that many of the other sales people lacked:  I listened to the customer.  I never told a customer what THEY wanted.  They know what they want and building rapport and trust with them wasn’t going to happen if I railroaded them in to buying the item that I made the most commission on, especially if it wasn’t what they were actually looking for.

Building trust enabled me to provide my customers with what they actually wanted, and when I recommended other items to compliment their purchase they would have more confidence in my suggestion.  It also meant that I had more repeat business (although at the time I didn’t realise any of this!).

So let’s fast forward to now, and social media, and online marketing, and self promotion….

I read with interest this article by Kristen Lamb entitled ‘How Can We Brag Without it KILLING Our On-Line Credibility?‘ which discussed the issue of Obnoxious Ollies and Super Secret Susans.  Obnoxious Ollie being the continual self plugger, while Super Secret Susan told no-one what she did and the importance of finding a balance between the two.

The reason for my interest is that recently I got fed up with the Obnoxious Ollies (and Olliettas) whose incessant self promotion was swamping my twitter feed.  I have already started pruning my twitter following list and already I’ve noticed a difference.   I can now see posts from people who have something to say, not just posts saying how wonderful their book is and why I should buy it.

What does this have to do with sales?  I think what’s happening in the independent author world is that people are finding their feet in unknown areas.  The issue I believe stems from all the “how to market” type sites and books out there, and in particular one gem of (mis)information.  According to marketing “law”, it takes eight impressions before someone will take action.  It’s possible that that information is from a very credible source, but like many quotes without the original context it can easily be misconstrued.

For many they seem to think that if someone sees their blurb eight times then they will buy their book, so they keep spouting it out.  Sooner or later their message will scroll through your feed, you’ll see it eight times and be powerless but to click on that link.  Except for one glaring problem.  Is what they’re selling actually what you want?  It could be that their book turns out to be finest thing you’ve ever read, completely life changing and you find a new muse for life.  But what if it’s not.  What if it doesn’t live up to the self produced hype?

I actually find it quite offensive to be constantly sold to, the use of social media becoming a one way hosepipe.  It’s meant to be social, to allow interaction.  But as more authors turn to auto-tweeting platforms they slowly destroy the platform.  Now that I’m weeding out the one-way tweeters I’m spending more time on twitter rather than facebook and enjoying the interaction.

Having a feed full of adverts, retweets and 5* review links was not my idea of fun.

 

Available now:

The Deluge of Elias by David Nicol

Long after a cataclysm that destroyed humanity had been forgotten, the descendants of the original survivors live in a protected Dome governed by a set of rules known as ‘The Orders’.

The rigid enforcement of The Orders now threatens the people they were designed to protect. Elias has a solution, except it puts him on a course of action that is at odds with the rules that he has been charged to rigorously uphold. On top of every thing else, the solution came to him in the form of a dream; in a time and place where no one dreams.

Can he save the last vestiges of humanity, or even himself?

The Deluge of Elias from Amazon US

The Deluge of Elias from Amazon UK

Hannibal House by David Nicol

‘Sometimes you don’t choose the house, the house chooses you’.

The supernatural story of a house that attracts lost souls. Set in South West Wales, Hannibal House tells the story of Troy who leaves Seattle in search of his roots.

Unsure of what he’s really looking for, Troy comes across Hannibal House. Immediately infatuated with the building he sets out to possess it, or is the house aiming to possess him…

Hannibal House from Amazon US

Hannibal House from Amazon UK

 

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‘Lament for the Living’ – Dead Reign Book 1

I posted to twitter, facebook and goodreads that if I got to 60 ‘Likes’ on my facebook author page then I’d release the title and proposed cover art of the next book I would be releasing.

60 likes were reached and so here is the promised result:

Lament for the Living - Dead Reign Book 1 by David Nicol
Lament for the Living – Dead Reign Book 1 Cover art

There you have it.  I’m currently about two-thirds of the way through the first draft with beta reading of the first chapters beginning towards the end of the month.

Set three years after an unexplained outbreak caused a zombie apocalypse ‘Lament for the Living’ follows the journey of a group of survivors who have lived in a hidden and secluded community.  Their relative peace and stability is shattered by unexplained fires in the surrounding area.  As the fires get closer a group of survivors is sent to investigate.  What they find is nothing compared to the discoveries made on their return.

If you would like to be part of the beta reader group then please email davidxnicol[AT]gmail.com with the subject ‘Beta’.

 

Available now:

The Deluge of Elias by David Nicol

Long after a cataclysm that destroyed humanity had been forgotten, the descendants of the original survivors live in a protected Dome governed by a set of rules known as ‘The Orders’.

The rigid enforcement of The Orders now threatens the people they were designed to protect. Elias has a solution, except it puts him on a course of action that is at odds with the rules that he has been charged to rigorously uphold. On top of every thing else, the solution came to him in the form of a dream; in a time and place where no one dreams.

Can he save the last vestiges of humanity, or even himself?

The Deluge of Elias from Amazon US

The Deluge of Elias from Amazon UK

Hannibal House by David Nicol

‘Sometimes you don’t choose the house, the house chooses you’.

The supernatural story of a house that attracts lost souls. Set in South West Wales, Hannibal House tells the story of Troy who leaves Seattle in search of his roots.

Unsure of what he’s really looking for, Troy comes across Hannibal House. Immediately infatuated with the building he sets out to possess it, or is the house aiming to possess him…

Hannibal House from Amazon US

Hannibal House from Amazon UK

 

Catch me on twitter: @davidxnicol
Check me out on Amazon: David Nicol Author Page
See what I’m up to on GoodReads.com: David Nicol on GoodReads

‘Hannibal House’ is now available

Today, ‘Hannibal House’ launched on Amazon. Before we launch in to the blurb that goes with it I’d like to thank those who have been involved in helping tweak the story to the finished version. I received some fantastic feedback from those involved in the beta so thank you to all involved.

Those who provided feedback will be receiving a personalised copy of ‘Hannibal House’ via email.

And now, on to the main event:

Hannibal House by David Nicol

‘Sometimes you don’t choose the house, the house chooses you’.

The supernatural story of a house that attracts lost souls. Set in South West Wales, Hannibal House tells the story of Troy who leaves Seattle in search of his roots.

Unsure of what he’s really looking for, he comes across Hannibal House. Immediately infatuated with the building he sets out to possess it, or is the house aiming to possess him…

Available on Amazon:

(UK) http://www.amazon.co.uk/Hannibal-House-ebook/dp/B008LDK2PG

(US) http://www.amazon.com/Hannibal-House-ebook/dp/B008LDK2PG

 

And the futuristic dystopian short story ‘The Deluge of Elias’ is also available:

The Deluge of Elias by David Nicol

(US) http://www.amazon.com/The-Deluge-of-Elias-ebook/dp/B0082FRKNU

(UK) http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Deluge-of-Elias-ebook/dp/B0082FRKNU

Deluge of Elias – New Cover

I decided that ‘The Deluge of Elias’ needed a new and totally original cover. This cover needed to have three elements to it: a figure, moisture, and decay/rust. Those elements are prevalent in the story and so the image began forming in my head.

Stock images wouldn’t cut the mustard this time, although they’d make an appearance for the background. I needed a model for the face. Hmm, where can I get a model from at this time of night? I thought, looking in the mirror. OH! Hey there handsome. You’ve got the look of a man with the world on his shoulders.

The problem with me being the model is that I’m usually the one behind the camera. That’s what I trained as, and that’s where I’m comfortable. I also have no illusions about ever being a model (let’s get that straight right now). Enter stage right: the wife.

Imagine the conversation went like this: So honey… after covering me in vaseline you get to throw water in my face while taking photographs.

Sounds like something out of Fifty Shades of Suburbia, and it could have been, but it wasn’t. Anyway, my other half seemed keen on the idea of potentially waterboarding me for some twisted reason so we got to work.

I think that Wifey dearest enjoyed chucking water in my face as the photo shoot took a lot longer than seemed strictly necessary to get the image I was looking for. Some editing time later and here we have the new cover for ‘The Deluge of Elias’:

The Deluge of Elias by David Nicol

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Sci-Fi short story ‘The Deluge of Elias’ is available now on Kindle:

Available from Amazon.com

Available from Amazon.co.uk